Using the latest, cutting edge browser-inspector element editing techniques, National Zero has pre-created a headline for TheHill.com on what they’re actually almost certainly going to end up reporting on to fill space at some point within the next few days. The MAGA assholes will predictably rip on Cuomo and his daughter, but most likely the comments will total in the low hundreds as there’s not much more they can say that hasn’t already been said about the controversial Democratic New York governor as well as gender identity issues.
This story, first spotted on 1010WINS.com is perfect for The Hill in so many ways. They say let he who is without sin cast the first stone, and we’re casting it without qualm here. Our insipid bullshit non-news articles have at least some value to our audience, that in our judgment there’s some way to find entertainment in the banal. Even banality itself is funny at times.
Meanwhile, this Hill article when published will have none of that. The writing will be garbage, the comments toxic, not a smile or a laugh to be had for anyone outside the cruel chuckles of a handful of incels momentarily distracted from life in the basement. Nothing of value will be gained.