The Christian-themed internet porn blocking software service Covenant Eyes made famous as the choice of Evangelical pederast Josh Duggar’s wife in her failed attempt to control her husband’s vile proclivities looks to be a little pricier than what it’s worth at $15.99, National Zero staff subjectively concluded Monday. The marketing copy on the website says Covenant Eyes blocks “access to all known adult, pornographic, and explicit websites… as well as proxy and VPN domains that are used to bypass the filters. A custom block list also allows you to block websites of your choosing” which probably works well enough, sure, but why pay that much money a month if an overly determined porn addict – like Josh Duggar – could just use a TOR browser to bypass it?

The description also reads “Our Accountability service helps you overcome porn by monitoring your screen activity and sending a report to a trusted ally who holds you accountable for your online choices” which tells us what you’re really paying for here basically a spyware-equipped babysitting service. Fine enough, but how’d that not work out for Josh Duggar’s wife? There’s nothing to a TOR browser that we know of that would prevent a monitoring program from taking screenshots or logging keystrokes while someone is browsing the internet with it.

Now maybe Duggar’s wife is lying and she did see what her dirty husband was up to online, choosing to willfully ignore it, but shouldn’t Covenant Eyes’ PR department want to call her out on that? Why don’t they say “No that woman is a liar, we caught her husband checking out sinful material and we notified her repeatedly, but she chose to ignore it”? Because the alternative is just sitting idly while perception grows that their product is worthless shit.