Right wing Peruvian presidential candidate Keiko Fujimori (unaffectionately nicknamed “Ivanka Fujimori” here at National Zero) acknowledged on Monday she lost to leftist rival Pedro Castillo, nearly two months after the election, La Republica reports.
“[Peruvian Right Wing political party] Popular Force has activated all the legal resources allowed by law. Meanwhile, Peruvians have seen that [Leftist] Peru Libre has stolen thousands of votes from us on election day” said Fujimori. “The defense of democracy does not end with the illegitimate promulgation of Pedro Castillo. This defense is just beginning” she added, and that probably wasn’t the best auto-translation by Google but we think the point got across alright enough.
Please read the comment section below for jokes about how Peruvian apocalyptic cult QúeAnon will assemble for Fujimori’s “real” inauguration at Machu Picchu on March 4th and that “CyberIncas” are planning to “audit” the votes at a decrepit old soccer stadium in Lima for the next six months.