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“Give the routers!” Trump whines at Maricopa County Board

“Why won’t the RINO Maricopa County Board of Supervisors in Arizona give the routers? What are they trying to hide? They are fighting for life or death. What is going on? Give the routers! Doesn’t this mean that the voting was, despite their statements to the contrary, connected to the internet? The Voter Fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election was monumental, and the facts are coming out daily!” says the Fat Orange Caligula in yet another bullshit statement.

This rant is of an old vintage, the genre in which Trump speaks with implied authority on technology concepts he and the vast majority of his fanbase actually have zero fucking clue about. Like “The Server“, his years-long quest where the Democrats and the FBI or the Deep State or Obama did something with some server that didn’t actually get hacked by the Russian in 2016 because Trump didn’t get to see the server himself, “The Routers” sounds just as ominous and intimidating to a boomer-aged MAGA hatter who calls Verizon FiOS tech support regularly. And while Trump’s at it, he might as well incorporate lyrics from his greatest hits. He should’ve accused Maricopa of “acid-washing” the equipment or warned that they were vulnerable to a “tapp” by Obama.

Still, it’s a far cry from the maddeningly vague “The Cyber” which Trump claimed his son Barron knew all about back in 2016, so he’s been learning some new stuff about technology. Kind of.

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