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Orange Allah descends upon desert gathering of MAGA faithful

The “Former Guy” is scheduled to appear in Arizona today, Saturday, July 24th, and the MAGA bed-bugs are crawling out of the woodwork to turn the appearance into a massive festival of right-wing stupidity. The event, billed as a “Rally to Protect Our Elections” is hosted by the child pornography sharing group Turning Point USA.

Naturally, there are plenty of crazy-ass white people doing their best to create a spectacle:

Representatives of the Arizona MAGA-verse are turning out in droves for their chance to worship at the feet of their bloated orange messiah. Rabid right-wing-nut and woman who has a case of “crazy eyes” so bad it makes people nervous whenever she’s around any sharp objects Wendy Rogers, the State Senator for Arizona’s 6th District has been tweeting away getting the MAGA faithful all riled up.

Arizona’s 4th House District Representative and Senior Assistant Planner for the January 6th insurrection Paul Gosar is also using Twitter to communicate with the mother of domestic terrorist Ashli Babbitt.

Michelle Witthoeft is apparently hardcore white trash who can’t resist the chance to do a bit of Trumpian style grifting and get a chance to work her way into the inner circle of MAGA grifter royalty off the death of her terrorist daughter.

The stupid is so powerful that honestly, my head hurts a bit after writing this article. I hope all these stupid un-vaxxed sonsabitches give each other Covid.

Correction: The original version of this story mixed up MAGA shitwad Andy Biggs with MAGA shitwad Paul Gosar. The error has been corrected. Otter believes the error is minimally important as Biggs and Gosar are both useless pieces of shit anyways.

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