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Random thoughts Friday, Volume XXX

  • Let’s just pretend that Donald Trump’s Big Lie is inexplicably true.  That would mean Trump, as president, allowed the biggest successful attack on our Democracy in the history of our nation without so much as the smallest effort to stop it.  And the GOP wants him back in office… why?
  • You can’t be both pro-police and pro-Trump.  You can’t be both pro-Constitution and pro-Trump.  You can’t be both pro-reality and pro-Trump.  After this week, Trump supporters must remove those terms from their lexicon.
  • Simone Biles was a hero for what she did on the gymnastics mat.  Now she’s a hero for not being on the gymnastics mat.  She’s a fantastic example for young athletes to follow on how to succeed and take care of yourself.  
  • I’m sure Kevin McCarthy has been called a moron before, but he probably has mixed feelings because it wasn’t his mother this time.
  • Democrats need to have televised roundtables locally with hospital staffers–doctors, nurses, chaplains, administrators and local public health experts–who can illustrate what’s happening in ICUs due to the coronavirus case spike.  If Red Hats don’t believe Fauci, Biden, Wilenski and other federal authorities, maybe they’ll listen to a doctor describe what it’s like to intubate a COVID patient.
  • Tens of millions of Americans who refuse to get the vaccine because it’s “experimental” would gladly rely on experimental treatments if they end up in a hospital with coronavirus.  
  • The last time my inbox was empty was when I first signed up for AOL in the mid-1990s.  
  • Faux News can’t figure out if they’re supposed to continue obstructionist propaganda against opposing everything that the Democrats support–like vaccines–or if they should actually help people stay healthy.  
  • The artwork in MAD Magazine is underrated, as were its oft-overlooked margin illustrations.  I’d always check the borders before I turned to the next page.   
  • The photography on baseball cards is basically yearbook-quality pics mounted on cardboard, except unlike a yearbook, they’ll increase in value.
  • The legal firm of Greene, Gaetz, Gohmert and Gosar tried two obnoxious performance art pieces this week–a press conference to deflect attention from the January 6th hearings and a trip to a prison to check on insurrections–to demonstrate that they have no interest in actually governing.  
  • My favorite comfort foods changed as I got older.  When I was younger, they were meatloaf with mashed potatoes, spaghetti with meat sauce, and pizza.  Now, after I’ve experienced different cuisines from around the world, I’d say Vietnamese pho, sushi, a muffaletta, and “oven fried” fish top the list.  
  • Greg Abbott’s executive order allowing state troopers to pull over any migrant who looks like they may be carrying coronavirus is evidence that systemic racism is not dead in the US, as Republicans claim.  
  • And in honor of our 30th “Random Thoughts,” here’s some Xander Cage:

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Look, it feels like Iran has killed thousands of Americans

3 hours ago

Darwin awarded

4 hours ago

Crude oil up 8.65 percent, Dow futures down 534 points on spike

5 hours ago

“Sadly, there will likely be more before it ends”

8 hours ago

Some of you may die, but it’s a risk Trump is willing to take

9 hours ago

Three US troops KIA so far in region: Live update Sunday

14 hours ago

Former Iranian President Mahmoud Amhadinejad killed in strike

15 hours ago

Washington state AI’s “Spanish” option just English with an accent

16 hours ago

IDF celebrates pew-peweing middle manager

17 hours ago

Orange Ayatollah celebrates regular Ayatollah’s demise

1 day ago

Ayatollah confirmed dead: Israelis

1 day ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter

2 days ago

Israeli intel thinks Ayatollah dead

2 days ago

Presidential address canceled

2 days ago

Tulsi should probably delete this

2 days ago

“All I want is freedom for the people”

2 days ago

K$H greatly angered his Orange Messiah over Milan trip

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Demented old slob rants at Texas “energy” rally

2 days ago

Orange Baby freaks out at tech CEO’s refusal to supplicate to him

2 days ago

Islamabad claims 297 Taliban dead in so far in war

2 days ago

Fox News catches Energy Secretary drawing solar power

2 days ago

DHS announces plan to build gulags in flood-prone areas

2 days ago

Marketing wizard commands his thrall to rebrand their vaporware

2 days ago

Fat Hitler claims he’s “exonerated,” wants to “take over” Cuba, etc

2 days ago

NOS-huffing maniac wanted in Pennsylvania for torching house to kill phantom spider swarm cuffed by NYPD after crashing U-Haul

2 days ago

NASA adds a second Artemis Lunar test mission

2 days ago

Suppose it was only a matter of time…

3 days ago

Colombian pro-Trump party lawmaker’s son finally deported

3 days ago

Mike Johnson says Republican’s health situation may be “terminal”

3 days ago

Cabinet secretary’s wife says Trump “too cozy” with commie tyrant

3 days ago

House schedules grueling two-day workweek in DC

3 days ago

Wholesale price index crushes expectations in January

3 days ago

Ivanka’s backup somehow significantly more unqualified for job

3 days ago

Heartbroken Florida man wasn’t suicidal, just kinda stuck in mud

3 days ago

Palestinians overtake Israelis on American sympathies: Gallup poll

3 days ago

Huckabee tells Americans to GTFO of Israel

3 days ago

US laser shoots down US drone on US soil

3 days ago

Pakistani jets bomb Kabul

3 days ago

Byron Donalds disagrees with Stitt fact-checking MAGA bullshit

3 days ago

Indiana school bus driver manages incredible four year streak of drinking on the job without getting caught and immediately fired

3 days ago

Netflix capitulates in WB bidding war

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Hillary unbowed by Comer’s dumbassery

3 days ago

Stephen Miller “repelled” by Noem-Lewandowski affair: book

3 days ago

Tampa International Airport’s Crocs ban sadly just a joke

3 days ago

Zohran comes out victorious again

3 days ago

Convicted attempted murderer accused of succeeding on cellmate

3 days ago

Trump kayfabes a world where he obeys court orders

3 days ago

Surreptitious shot, consequential chaser

3 days ago

New Doritos Protein to boost Doritos eaters’ athletic edge

3 days ago

Orange God Emperor hears out “Stop the Steal” assclowns’ plan for him to declare “national election emergency” ahead of midterms

3 days ago

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