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Maricopa County elections officials tell Arizona state senate and their Cyber Ninja buddies to shove subpoena up their asses

Jack Sellers, the Republican Chairman of the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors, the top legislative panel in the jurisdiction, sent a blistering letter to Republican senators lambasting their ballot audit, according to a tweet from KPNX NBC 12 reporter Brahm Resnik.

The letter is an official notice that the Board of Supervisors will not comply with a subpoena issued by the state senate for more information to complete the so-called audit, being done by Cyber Ninjas, a firm with no election audit experience.

“It is now August of 2021.  The election of November 2020 is over,” the letter starts.  “If you haven’t figured out that the election in Maricopa County was free, fair, and accurate yet, I’m not sure you ever will.  The reason you haven’t finished your ‘audit’ is because you hired people who have no experience and little understanding of how professional elections are run.

“The Board has real work to do and little time to entertain this adventure in never-never land,” Sellers wrote.  “Please finish whatever you are doing and release whatever you are going to release.  I am confident our staff and volunteers ran the election as prescribed by federal and state law.  There was no fraud, there wasn’t an injection of ballots from Asia nor was there a satellite that beamed votes into our election equipment.  It’s time for all elected officials to tell the truth and stop encouraging conspiracies.

“Release your report and be prepared to defend any accusations of misdeeds in court,” Sellers finishes.  “It’s time to move on.”

Read the official response to the state senate subpoena here. Trump definitely isn’t going to like what they say about the routers. He won’t like it one bit.

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