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Orange God Emperor recommends “speed reading courses” to read the entire 2,700 pages of bipartisan infrastructure bill

There’s a lot of stupid shit in the latest rant from the asshole jealous that “Sleepy Joe” is on the verge of getting a major infrastructure bill passed with significant Republican support when he failed repeatedly to do so for four years, but the second paragraph sticks out in particular:

Joe Biden’s infrastructure bill is a disgrace. If Mitch McConnell was smart, which we’ve seen no evidence of, he would use the debt ceiling card to negotiate a good infrastructure package.

This is a 2,700 page bill that no one could have possibly read – they would have needed to take speed reading courses. It is a gift to the Democrat Party, compliments of Mitch McConnell and some RINOs, who have no idea what they are doing. There is very little on infrastructure in all of those pages. Instead, they track your driving so they can tax you. It is Joe Biden’s form of a gas tax but far bigger, far higher and, mark my words, far worse. They want to track you everywhere you go and watch everything you do! Joe Biden’s infrastructure bill will be used against the Republican Party in the upcoming elections in 2022 and 2024. It will be very hard for me to endorse anyone foolish enough to vote in favor of this deal.

The good news is that the progressive wing in the Democrat Party will lose all credibility with this approval. Additionally, Kevin McCarthy and Republican House members seem to be against the bill. If it can’t be killed in the Senate, maybe it dies in the House! Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats understand that this is the way to get the horrendous $3.5 trillion, actually $5 trillion, Green New Deal bill done in the House. Mitch is playing right into Nancy’s hands, not to mention the fact Chuck Schumer is already going around saying this is a big victory for the Democrats. Whether it’s the House or the Senate, think twice before you approve this terrible deal. Republicans should wait until after the Midterms when they will gain all the strength they’ll need to make a good deal, but remember, you already have the card, it’s called the debt ceiling, which the Democrats threatened us with constantly.

While not as widely known as frauds like time shares and Mary Kay Cosmetics, Speed Reading courses are a notorious late-night infomercial scam of yesteryear, so it’s very on brand for Trump, whose entire career is basically a mishmash of all sorts of that kind of bullshit – religious televangelism included – designed to suck money from rubes, never mind that he started a “University” to teach “real estate secrets” himself, to bring up such an otherwise obscure product himself. In a lot of ways Donald J Trump truly is the embodiment of all the promises for a better future that could be seen in pre-dawn paid programming on basic cable in 1989.

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