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Attendees at MyPillow Cyber Forum say it’s a “nothingburger”

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Watch as two men come to realize Mike Lindell’s symposium is a sham.

“So I wanted to give you an update from the cyber symposium up here in Sioux Falls,” one of the obviously professional cybersecurity experts at the Lindell-hosted Gonna-Blow-Your-Mind Conference August 2021 edition (sponsored by MyPillow) says.  “Lotta information; not a whole lot of evidence.  I think that’s what I have the takeaway.  [His buddy chimes in with a sage-like, ‘Yep.’]  There was an announcement at seven o’clock with some breaking news that should’ve blown it outta the water.  Um.  Not that it wasn’t a lot of information.  The current Secretary of the State [sic] of Chi– of, of, of– [Again, his buddy, a man of few words, pipes up:  ‘Colorado.’] Colorado basically framed a county clerk for releasing the passwords that only she had access to, so…  Other than that, I mean, to me it’s kind’ve a nothingburger, but, um… I’m lookin’ forward to some evidence today and I think that hopefully we’ll get through that.”

Basically, these guys are realizing they spent thousands of dollars to travel to Sioux Falls–spending cash on a hotel and meals and travel–to hear… well… nothing.  They didn’t even get a MyPillow.

Background on what they’re talking about:  Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters appeared at the meeting Tuesday claiming that she’s being set up for disclosing the password to a state election system, according to the Daily Sentinel in Grand Junction, Colorado.  Peters has defied orders from the Colorado Secretary of State to turn over documents and answer questions about the password leak, and she claimed that she was being set up by the Secretary of State to take the fall for all the voting machine hacking Lindell will expose.

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