The prominent South Carolina lawyer Alex Murdaugh, who was allegedly shot in the head on a desolate highway on September 4th (but wasn’t actually shot, per a police report), the day after he quit his law firm to enter rehab under suspicion of having embezzled money, two months after his wife Margaret Murdaugh and son Paul Murdaugh were found dead on one of the family’s properties shot with an assault rifle and a shotgun, respectively, three years after Paul drunkenly crashed a boat into a bridge pylon, killing a 19-year-old female acquaintance and had been facing trial for felony charges related to her death, and six years after his other son Buster Murdaugh might have also kind of murdered another kid, will turn himself into police after his drug dealer was arrested Tuesday in a failed scheme to stage Murdaugh’s shooting so Buster could collect a $10 million life insurance payout and yes I copied and pasted most of the text here from the last single-run-on-sentence article about this shitshow because that’s easier than explaining the whole thing again.