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The Blue Revenge: Maricopa Copium

You all know the drill by this point. What’s fun about this round is we have a few fanboys caught in between the initial reporting Thursday night on the disappointing leak, but then refusing to believe it, and then the veracity of that initial conclusion being confirmed by the Cyber Ninjas assclowns Friday afternoon. Click on any part of the comments to open in a new tab to leave a reply.

Holly Cow • 2 hours ago
️County obstructed the audit.
Fri, 9/24/2021 5:44 PM on ‘Trump blames media after Arizona audit finds Biden won’

Augustus • 8 hours ago
️Spin, libs, spin!
What the audit shows is that Biden actually cheated by a larger margin than the county’s official results show.
Fri, 9/24/2021 11:50 AM on ‘Arizona draft audit report shows Biden widened lead by 360 votes’

Rusty • 8 hours ago
️Trump Won and is the President.
The mockingbird fake news media is parroting claims that CyberNinjas confirmed a Biden win through a preliminary audit draft.The results aren’t even out yet.
Fri, 9/24/2021 11:38 AM on ‘Arizona draft audit report shows Biden widened lead by 360 votes’

tarajunky • 10 hours ago
️Time will tell, the breathless near instantaneous pre-reporting by every media outlet is highly unusual and doubtless coordinated.
Fri, 9/24/2021 10:50 AM on ‘Trump blames media after Arizona audit finds Biden won’

Joe • 10 hours ago
️Fake news! Biden and the Democrats cheated and the audit proves exactly that.
Fri, 9/24/2021 10:48 AM on ‘Arizona draft audit report shows Biden widened lead by 360 votes’

ThatsAFact • 10 hours ago
️What a damn lie. The report is going to be released at 1 PM today there is no information out yet saying that Biden won.
Fri, 9/24/2021 10:47 AM on ‘Trump blames media after Arizona audit finds Biden won’

tonylion • 10 hours ago
️The media is running interference before the actual report is revealed at 1:00 PM.
AZ will have to decertify its electors.
Fri, 9/24/2021 10:46 AM on ‘Trump blames media after Arizona audit finds Biden won’

middleman • 10 hours ago
️The Arizona audit hasn’t shown anything yet. Results to be released at 1PM
Fri, 9/24/2021 10:43 AM on ‘Trump blames media after Arizona audit finds Biden won’

Captain Dave • 2 months ago
️The audits are proving that most of America supports Trump.
Sun, 7/25/2021 1:17 AM on ‘Trump hails Arizona Senate for audit at Phoenix rally, slams governor’

The Tall Guy • 2 months ago
️We have the data. It’s massive. All lies are being revealed.
Thu, 7/22/2021 7:05 PM on ‘Texas Republican introduces bill seeking 2020 election audit’

Jimmy Carter 2.0 • 2 months ago
️lol… seems dims are scared
Wed, 7/21/2021 10:42 AM on ‘Texas Republican introduces bill seeking 2020 election audit’

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