Several New Jersey kindergartners appear more interested in LEGOs than saying hello to President of the United States

Bloomberg’s Josh Wingrove reports that outside of the New Jersey elementary school President Joe and First Lady Jill Biden visited on Monday were a group of MAGA protestors waving “FUCK JOE BIDEN” flags. Outside of an elementary school, we add again, to emphasize that detail.

Elect a clown, get a circus

“The only thing I could think of when I heard that Trump won was that my mom is coming home”: psycho Capitol rioter’s daughter

Michiganders “protest” local Diary of Anne Frank performance

Boaters forced to endure Disney cruise after catamaran sinks

Britain devastated by deer outbreak

Regular guest on Ancient Aliens lands exciting new job

Climate change side effect to increase climate denialism: report

Bangladeshis ask Interpol to arrest fugitive ex-dictator

MAGA Latino says Trump won’t deport “family-oriented” illegals

Kremlin says they expect their asset to earn his paycheck

Minnesota man kills sons, wife, ex and himself because Trump got elected again, the New York Post doesn’t report (but wanted to)

Wicked Barbie doll packaging points to porn site URL

Private prison company stock prices rise again

Nick Fuentes apparently confirms he pepper sprayed lib woman

Orange Tyrant to nominate Stefanik for US Ambassador to UN

Cuba hit with 6.8 magnitude quake after blackouts, hurricane

RHESUS MONKEY CRISIS UPDATE: One down, 42 to go

Daily Wire exposes massive FEMA worker safety conspiracy

Biden and Trump to meet Wednesday

Why does a Wendy’s Jr Bacon Cheeseburger still cost $3.99?

Wildfire breaks out in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCIX

Armed man in body armor arrested near Florida Dem’s house

Zero escaped rhesus monkeys captured in South Carolina

Biden lifts ban on US military contractors working in Ukraine

MAGA Senator-Elect Jim Banks down with mass deportations

Quotation marks placed around “groceries”

FBI investigating racist threats texted to Black people

Try “forest bathing” for your post-election anxiety: CNN

Orange God Emperor promises retribution over $DJT sale rumors

US consumers set to lose up to $78 billion in spending power: study

Ghanaian president unveils golden statue honoring self

Private prison company’s stock price up 60 percent

Florida man killed while chasing cash on I-95 in Rhode Island

Experimental Boeing plane doesn’t malfunction during tests

Penguin gets lost, swims to Australia

Want to get away from it all? “Project Hyperion” may be for you!

Surprise! Trump’s “peace plan” is Ukrainian surrender

Rhesus monkeys escape from South Carolina testing lab

We have been derailed; we have not been defeated

WATCH LIVE: Biden addresses nation

Texas 2024 turnout flat from, maybe even below 2020’s

Mortgage rates increased this week

Half-empty or half-full

New trial ordered for Texas death row inmate over antisemitic judge

Oregon ambulance hits cyclist, sticks him with bill for ride

Someone should write an essay comparing Biden to Hindenburg

WATCH LIVE: Vice President Harris declares non-victory

Nigerian “prince” arrested for romance scams

Around 10 million 2020 Biden voters failed to show up