Former President Donald J Trump has lost People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” award for the 36th year in a row, the celebrity media outlet confirmed Wednesday in an article celebrating the coronation of the far more affable and conventionally attractive Hollywood actor Paul Rudd. The defeat comes off the heels of another major setback for the 45th president in which his claim of executive privilege over White House documents relevant to the assault on the US Capitol on January 6th of this year was rejected by a federal judge. It is unknown, however widely assumed that the former president and corrupt businessman will have a fake People Magazine cover photoshopped to make it appear as if he were actually awarded the title of “Sexiest Man Alive” for 2021, as he probably has done for other years, maybe even all of them.