Everything that was good in 2021, Part II: April to June

Part I of this series covered January through March. We didn’t expect to find this much objectively good (or at least entertaining because it was bad for the other guys – an ambiguous heuristic) news to require sectioning off by 3 months, but here we go into the Spring:

April 2021

MLB relocates 2021 All-Star Game out of Georgia

Trump commands his fanbase to boycott Coca-Cola products, does shitty job of hiding Diet Coke bottle behind phone in pic

Just had a terrific meeting with President Trump! pic.twitter.com/jGyAnURAky

— Stephen Miller (@StephenM) April 5, 2021

Texas AG Ken Paxton blocks National Zero on Twitter: Reversed in July when Paxton was ordered by a judge to unblock everyone, but that was still a win.

Trump calls Moscow Mitch a “dumb son of a bitch” in speech: That was funny, if pointless.

Swindler Bernie Madoff dies in prison at age 82

Marc Elias enjoying his elevation toward Soros-tier villainy: Marc Elias kicks ass.

https://twitter.com/marceelias/status/1382400979929300994

Jim Jordan’s jock strap stretched to the breaking point with rage at Fauci, Maxine Waters screams at him to calm down and shut up

FrankSpeech launch a total clusterfuck: MyPillow assclown Mike Lindell’s site did launch eventually, but not in the form of its own social network as originally planned. It’s simply site full of video and articles, and the best part is that the commenting CMS is Disqus.

Derek Chauvin found guilty in the murder of George Floyd: Justice was done.

Snowstorm turns Wisconsin highway into kickass Xbox game level : This was some freaking awesome driving.

Orlando Sentinel publishes guest op-ed titled “I love Disney World, but wokeness is ruining the experience” written by this man: This was such a good find.

Doug Collins fucks off finally, won’t challenge Kemp or Warnock: Fuck this guy.

Fox News airs 30 second correction after days and days of falsely reporting Biden’s climate plan aimed to reduce meat consumption

FBI raids Rudy’s apartment: Yeah, he still hasn’t been indicted yet, but it’s hard to see why he won’t be sooner or later.

New York Governor candidate is losing his shit with the Giuliani raid

Evangelical former reality TV asshole charged with child porn: It’s not “good” but we sure enjoyed seeing these bastards getting taken down.

May 2021

Trump stays banned from Facebook: Oversight board

Fox News breaks up the monotony of existential threats to White Christian America with kickass freight train vs truck trailer clip

Chemtrails Kelli blocks National Zero on Twitter

Joe Piscopo keeps apologizing for racial stereotype-based impressions in his act at the FrankSpeech rally in South Dakota: This might not qualify as “good”.

Florida racist canceled by Black Dunkin Donuts employee’s fist

Students for Trump co-founder sentenced to prison in fake law firm scam after partner and co-conspirator Ryan Fournier ratted him out

Florida SUV meets ironic end in hoarded gasoline-fueled fire

Republican Oklahoma Governor’s campaign fundraising off Chick-fil-A sauce shortage, which is Joe Biden’s fault for some reason

Missouri legislature kills “Rush Limbaugh Day”

Extremely over-the-top Anti-Biden Chinese cartoon misses mark

MAGA trolls on The Hill melt down over Wisconsin disappointment: They were pretty upset over More than 3M ballots were cast in Wisconsin – officials have flagged just 27 as possible frauds

CNN fires Rick Santorum

Kinzinger warns Dems are going to go full Benghazi on the Capitol riot investigation if Republicans don’t reckon with the truth now: And they did, with Kinzinger joining them.

Newsmax viewers alerted to existence of new homo cereal

FAA says pilot wasn’t qualified when “Christian diet guru”, six others killed in plane crash on way to Florida MAGA event

MAGA terrorist arrested for planning attack on Texas Walmart

June 2021

Trump shuts down blog: Lol

God Emperor shut blog down due to mockery and low traffic: report: Lol even more.

Texas GOP chairmaniac Allen West resigns

“What am I doing with my life?” asked no one at Fox News

Wisconsin MAGA pharmacist gets three years in prison for attempting to destroy dozens of Moderna vaccine doses

Senate passes bill to address semiconductor shortage so we can finally find a fucking Xbox Series X or Playstation 5 already

Proud Boys ejected from Miami Marlins game after hanging “Trump won” and “Free All Political Prisoners 1/6/21” banners from stands

MAGA North Carolina county dipshits walk back Coke machine removal after being told Coca-Cola doesn’t actually own machines

Senate unanimously passes Pulse Nightclub national memorial bill

Socialist beats evil right wing authoritarian in Peru presidential race

Rest of world likes America better without Trump: Pew survey

QAnon fans think a cicada landing on Biden was a secret message

Fans walk out of “FrankSpeech rally” during Trump video address

Senate passes Juneteenth National Holiday bill

Noor bin Laden leads mini-Trump boat parade on Lake Geneva: Osama Bin Laden’s neice being a hardcore Trump fan is just not a good look for the MAGA kids.