“Ya can’t put Joe Biden in the same room with someone. He might let one rip,” subject of Congressional and Department of Justice investigations Donald Trump, Jr. extols, perhaps after a day drinking session. “Guys, Joe Biden is what stands between us and a nuclear-capable China. Joe Biden is the guy they’re gonna call at three in the morning if there’s a serious crisis with Russia.”
Just a few notes: China’s been nuclear capable since 1964. And yes, Joe Biden is the person who will take care of these issues because he–not Junior’s Daddy–is President of the United States, a fact Junior can’t seem to get his singular brain cell around.