“Facebook’s number of daily users has plunged for the first time in Facebook history. This means people are tired of Fake News and abuse and especially tired of their political shenanigans,” says the Former Guy in a statement, naming all of the things about Facebook that were actually positives for him politically back in 2016 and throughout his term. “It could also be that people are waiting for TRUTH – the highly sophisticated platform that we look forward to opening in the not too distant future. Time to straighten out what is happening in our Country!” Trump adds, plugging his upcoming network launch that is all but guaranteed to be an historic clusterfuck.