Is Liz back on the market? Tongues are wagging that the newly single nonagenarian Queen Elizabeth II may have caught the coronavirus from that teen heartthrob who’d be nothing without AutoTune Justin Bieber, who also reported testing positive Saturday, causing a delay of his sorta-expected Las Vegas show.
Liz’s symptoms are said to be mild–except for her perpetual Holy Handbag Hotness! Did the Queen fly to Sin City for the infection, or was the Beebs in Buckingham Palace? Literally no one is asking that.