WAR IN UKRAINE: National Zero Special Live Coverage, Day Three

The Russian and Belarusian military assault on Ukraine continued to see setbacks on its third day as President Zelensky rallied his people with selfless bravery to defend the capital, but the prospects for keeping their nation intact remained very much in doubt. National Zero’s live coverage has been moved to a new article to make the comment thread more navigable.

Republican Georgia sheriff suspended for 10:30 AM Four Loko DWI

WATCH LIVE: Unlucky nation’s leader won’t shut up and die

Arizona AG charges scam bet market Kalshi with operating illegally

British coroner determines angry elephant can kill human quickly

Irish premier’s unlucky day: Live video

“WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP” is the new “They’re going to help”

University of Florida sued for canceling College Republicans chapter after rally for antisemitic gov candidate James Fishback

WATCH LIVE: House GOP get really heated over SAVE Act

Federal appeals court tosses Trump v CNN

Hardcore MAGA counterterrorism official quits, rips Trump

De facto official US language mutilizated by gravely ill president

MAGAfrikaner ex-“Real Housewives of Pretoria” stars arrested, put in ICE gulags for $5,300 of skip-scan thefts from Florida Publix

Jaydee probably going to be needed for procedural Senate vote

Pakistan bombs Kabul drug rehab facility, killing at least 400

Newsmax reports voting for Dems will not lower gas prices

IDF explodes two top Iranian military commanders

Surprise! Trump made that jealous former president shit up

MAGA Georgia town shuts off would-be ICE gulag’s water

Mark Penn feels like the media is rooting for Iran

More demented rambling: Live video

Cuban electrical grid as dead as Fidel Castro

Greg Bovino makes retirement official

Marge shit-talks Fox News viewers, self-centered boomers on CNN

Cancer-stricken nanny to continue watching destructive toddler

“Oil prices will drop like a rock”

Pennsylvania court rules senior discount not a thing in prison sentencing for 67 year-old violent recidivist sexual offender

Tom Emmer self-soothes in safe, judgment-free media space

Republican donors planning effort to make Marco Rubio seem raw and unfiltered to MAGA electorate who demand authenticity

US intel indicates Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei secretly a gay

Top regime political guru shares secret to MAGA internet success

“Senior administration official” feeling just kind of helpless, adrift

Oil hits $105/barrel before retreat

Mentally ill social media user posts confusing rant

Orange Baby really doesn’t want to talk about dead troops

FCC incel was at Mar-a-Lago when he threatened networks again

Peruvian presidential candidate veers too far left on infrastructure

Iranian sleeper cells may have already been arrested, fanboy posits

South Dakota Supreme Court upholds apocalypse survival bunker-themed gated community resident’s right to stand his ground

Trump orders other countries to sacrifice their sailors’ lives

Would-be school shooter who got elected to Congress instead has interesting ideas on the American people’s main policy priority

Information warfare practitioner on rear guard defense again

Red State first responders find out the hard way that Noem stopped paying bill for ultra-accurate tornado tracking SaaS last month

Movie Night Friday: A Bridge Too Far

WOW! DEAL ALERT! Get 80 percent OFF citizenship renunciation processing fees! HURRY! This deal will last, but hurry anyway!

Gateway Pundit reports Iran regime has some redeeming qualities

Dick Grenell fired, replaced by some other douche at JFK Center

Judge nukes DOJ subpoenas to Jerome Powell

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee makes rare public appearance

Handcuffs no match for mentally ill Florida man strength

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