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Trump would have ended the war in Ukraine already

Libs, it’s time to face the facts: President Biden’s handling of the war in Ukraine has been abysmal. There’s no way around it and the obvious conclusion is that Trump would have done a better job if only that Soros-built Venezuelan supercomputer operating from a secret server in Germany that beamed its signals up to Italian satellites into Chinese thermostats in vote counting places to change the tallies on the Dominion tabulator machines hadn’t changed Trump votes to Biden and ignored all the obvious bamboo paper fake ballots. It’s simple, crystal clear truth.

Trump’s policies on this are undeniably better: He would have ran into Ukraine unarmed, snapped the neck of the first Russian soldier he saw, grabbed his rifle, fired a single round into the cockpit of a Russian jet, killing the pilot instantly, and the dead pilot would have slumped forward, accidentally firing an air-to-air missile at a Russian bomber. The shrapnel from that Russian bomber exploding would then destroy at least 10 other bombers in the same formation. Probably 20.

Super realistic depiction of Trump in action in Ukraine if he were still president.

The President would then pick up a train locomotive with his bare hands, swinging it and the 50 or more freight cars attached around like a hammer throw before letting it go, perfectly aimed at a column of Russian troops. Then President Zelensky would have came out of his bunker and hugged and kissed President Trump to thank him for saving the country, and handed him a folder with all of the files that would show Sleepy Joe and Hunter were very, tremendously corrupt there. Both of them would go to jail for life with the evidence they have. It’s the folder from hell.

Finally Putin would land in his helicopter in Kyiv and come out and hug and kiss Trump too. Putin, who is a very savvy, very tough guy, would say he’s sorry and offer friendship to Ukraine and America, which Trump would accept because he’s tougher on Russia than any other President, especially Obama who left all the cupboards empty. And Trump would warn Putin that next time he would use his laser vision if he tried any funny stuff like when he colluded with Crooked Hillary.

Then gas prices would go down even lower than they already were because the Arabs would look very strongly at what happened in Ukraine and see that Trump is someone you don’t mess around with. Gas would be basically free and all the libtards who cry about fake global warming would be really triggered because so many real Americans would be driving around everywhere and the economy would be booming again like it was before the fake China virus came. But none of this happened because of the real insurrection on Nov 3rd, 2020. Stolen elections have consequences.

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