Orange Degenerate former President Trump ruled out picking Vice Former Guy Mike Pence as his running mate for his supposedly not-official comeback bid in 2024, saying “I don’t think the people would accept it,” in an interview with the Washington Examiner. “Mike and I had a great relationship except for the very important factor that took place at the end. We had a very good relationship. I haven’t spoken to him in a long time,” said the Fat Bastard, while adding that any legislation to address the holes in the Electoral Count Act that he tried to force Pence to exploit are proof that he was right all along. “Mike thought he was going to be a human conveyor belt, that no matter how fraudulent the votes, you have to send them up to the Old Crow [Moscow Mitch] But that turned out to be wrong. Because now, as you know, they are feverishly working to try and get it so that the vice president cannot do what Mike said he couldn’t do. Obviously, they were either lying, misrepresenting, or they didn’t know. I was disappointed in Mike,” Trump said.