“Trump loves this country. I love my country,” a Trump cultist proclaims outside the Michigan Trump rally scheduled for Saturday night in Washington Township. “We need to straighten this country up. I have children and we need, we need you, Trump. Our country is going to shit.”
The totally unbiased reporter on the scene declares, “Yeah, I agree with you. I’m gonna give you a hug. This is why, this is why we do this, with people like you because we know how important it is. Fer, y’know, we love this country. We know exactly what Trump would do for this country and for you and I [sic]. Bless you. I- I- I—”
“God bless you, too,” the tearful Trumpludite gathers the strength to say. “Trump, I love you. You’re my man. You’re comin’ back. The cabal, the Deep State…” And then she goes REALLY crazy.