"Okay, Kayleigh, that was a good 'indignant' response, but I've got some notes because it just seems so rehearsed"

Former White House Press Secretary (while simultaneously spokesperson for the Trump campaign, which seemingly should be against the law) Kayleigh “Don’t Call Me ‘Kelly'” McEnany wants you to know she’s really, really angry about aborted fetuses in a highly, totally, obviously unrehearsed outburst.

Stranger Things fans think Netflix made show dumber on purpose

Iowa Republican Ashley Hinson campaigns against deadbeat dads

QAdulteress appalled by the depth of Trump’s hatred and rage

Sun quivers and shudders with release of coronal mass ejection

Judge to unseal Maxwell files he said are already are mostly public

WATCH LIVE: The House Oversight Committee Comedy Hour

Convicted money launderer Republican former Texas Congressman Steve Stockman launches comeback bid

Warren and Raskin investigating deportation industry graft

Suffer through this Politico interview with Donald if you can

Japanese officials issue megaquake advisory for northeast Honshu

Honduras issues arrest warrant for Juan Orlando Hernandez

Regime annoyed people expect Paramount to win WB by default

Royal Carribbean “saddened” by passenger’s death after 33 drinks, “multiple” cans of pepper spray, heavy dose of anti-psychotic

Federal court chops up Trump ban on wind projects

Judge orders Karoline’s brother’s ex released from gulag

Not taking AIPAC money is so libtarded

Noem claims ignorance of plot to destroy her

Crazy Nancy campaigns using fake news New York Times

WATCH LIVE: Trump yells and rambles angrily at “roundtable”

Habba gives up the ghost

White House producing bizarre AI slop “history documentaries”

Schumer to intro resolution condemning Tucker, Fuentes, Ingrassia

Stephen Miller’s knife out for Noem

Japan hit with 20 inch tsunami

“ICEBlock” dev sues Trump regime for pressuring Apple to kill app

Cinnabon could maybe issue a bit stronger of a statement after now-fired Wisconsin worker calls Somali customers n-words

“THEY ARE NO BETTER THAN THE OLD OWNERSHIP”

Paramount makes hostile $108 billion bid for Warner Bros

Supremer Overlord announces major new executive order

Colin Allred drops out of Texas Senate primary, running for House

Hardworking immigrant lands deal for co-branded Gucci bag

Surprise! Trump pulled same “mortgage fraud” as Letitia James

Orange Comrade to unveil new farm loss collectivization program

Fox News reports irrelevant has-been is totally obsessed, fixated

“A reasonable person wouldn’t think a sandwich is a weapon”

Thailand attacks Cambodian border positions

Judge blocks Regime from certain “evidence” against Comey

Eric Schmitt TOTALLY PWNS Slopodopoulos: Live Updates

“More of a narrative thing than a substantive thing”

Henry Cuellar wants Jim Jordan to probe his case’s prosecutors

Tim Pool claims some libs shot up his house

Bethlehem has a Christmas tree again for the first time since 2022

Orange Fatass spending his weekend productively

Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by some ICE asshole

MAGA Florida gov hopeful’s former underage girlfriend speaks up

Brian Cole was all in on “Stop the Steal”

Total alpha just oozes confidence in GOP’s healthcare strategy

Netflix buying up Warner Bros… in theory

K$H used FBI agents as Uber drivers for his woman’s drunk friends

Chicago’s Christians too liberal, says Jewish conservative