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Fox News too fucked up on their own Kool-Aid to percieve trolling

This is one for the books ladies and gents. Some wiseass lib trolls set up a web page for an “After School Satan Club” at Joyner Elementary School in Greensboro, North Carolina which, per the Fox News article “is attempting to establish a presence at schools in the area” (they’re not, it’s fucking trolling), which causes MAGA parents to hold a prayer rally at the school (holy shit, lol), which gets picked up by Fox News, hook line and sinker. The last third of the article acknowledges that the “Satanists” are simply lib trolls, even quotes one of the ordained ministers of the Satanic Temple as saying they were asked to troll the school by lefty parents justifiably annoyed over flyers for some Evangelical club, but it might as well not be there at all. It’s not like the Fox News fans read that far.

“The United States of American was created as a Christian God fearing nation so why would we not continue to teach those beliefs in the American Public school system? Our children need more God, parental guidance and teachers who teach basic education in our Country ?? ?” says one of the top-ranked comments, by some dumbass who pretty obviously didn’t read that far.

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