Categories
Uncategorized

Trump likely to endorse Q-ball Mastriano in Pennsylvania: report

Fat former President Trump is “leaning toward” endorsing QAnon fan and “Stop the Steal” asshole Pennsylvania state Sen. Doug Mastriano for the Republican nomination for governor, Axios reports.

Pennsylvania State Senator Doug Mastriano (left) with former House Candidate Rick Saccone in front of the Capitol on January 6th.

Almost certainly the single rank and file state legislator with the most mentions on National Zero (possibly excluding leadership), Mastriano’s rise from a simple, hardworking Pizzagater to running for the top job in the Keystone State was full of lows and more lows, from testing positive for COVID-19 just as he brought his son to the White House to meet Trump and conspire to overturn the election in late November 2020, to getting caught fabricating research on his doctorate in history, to getting caught lying about just how close he was to the Capitol on January 6th – to which he brought busloads of MAGA Pennsylvanians, many of whom were charged with felonies for the insurrection, to hanging out with a rioter sought by the FBI months later, to trying and failing to get fellow Republicans on board with a fake CyberNinjas-style “audit” like in Arizona – which he flew to Phoenix and scoped out last summer – a winding road paved with MAGA bullshit thicker than Donald’s flab. Best of luck buddy. May the future shine as bright as your bald fucking head.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

CBP says Trump voter’s “accusations are blatantly false and sensationalized” after little incident at Canadian border

13 hours ago

Los Supremos order Trump to halt deportations under AEA

17 hours ago

Rogue White House officials isolated Trump from Navarro to get him to back off on all the “Liberation Day” horseshit and end turmoil

1 day ago

Orange Hitler moves to further punish thoughtcrimes

1 day ago

Natural-born US citizen jailed on false immigration hold

1 day ago

Rubio says US will “move on” no Ukraine ceasefire in next few days

2 days ago

Orange Caesar “not happy” that Zelensky let Ukraine get invaded

2 days ago

Some 39 year-old weirdo dating Cher, 78

2 days ago

“DOGE AI” continues down dark path of “RINO”-esque iconoclasm

3 days ago

Old Man Trump screams at bank manager

3 days ago

“Serious constitutional concerns”

3 days ago

Fat Donald ordered Israel to back off planned strike on Iran

3 days ago

Trump admits he pardoned Antifa infiltrators

3 days ago

Sign of life detected on distant exoplanet

3 days ago

Orange Satan rages over TPS injunction

3 days ago

Homeless guy wins $1 million lotto scratch-off

3 days ago

Ant traffickers arrested in Kenya

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Krazy Karoline Klassic

4 days ago

Big fat fucking baby ready to burn it all if Harvard won’t submit

4 days ago

This probably got even more stupid… Probably

5 days ago

Reich FEMA denies Washington State funds for storm recovery

5 days ago

Grampa was up late last night

5 days ago

Pennsylvania MAGA terrorist also a domestic abuser

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Dictator bro-fest

5 days ago

“Cemeteries are filled with tombstones from Americans who were killed by Joe Biden” claims bald, histrionic cunt on national TV

5 days ago

Cooper 46 – Tillis 44 in North Carolina 2026 Senate race: poll

5 days ago

President Trump apparently claiming to be prescient

5 days ago

Fox News reports Steven A Smith not a threat to GOP in 2028

6 days ago

White collar defense lawyers facing lean times

6 days ago

Stephen A Smith has “no choice but to” ughhhnnn… Oh my God…

6 days ago

Nutlick claims tech tariff exemptions temporary

6 days ago

Republican voters now say it’s Trump’s economy: CBS News poll

6 days ago

“For our Country’s sake, and for your kids, Vote Trump for PEACE!”

6 days ago

Team Orange exempts computers and phones from China tariffs

1 week ago

Reich “reviewing” Smirnov case

1 week ago

Regime declares 6,000 protected status holders “dead”

1 week ago

Consumer sentiment at second-lowest level since 1952

1 week ago

Chicoms raise tariffs on US imports to 125 percent

1 week ago

Modelo brewer says MAGA immigration crackdown hurting sales

1 week ago

Orange Satan whines over confirmations holdup

1 week ago

Well they didn’t actually mean all illegal immigrants

1 week ago

Trans Army pilot sues MAGA influencer over false Flight 5342 post

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump’s supplicants try to spin his stupidity

1 week ago

Ketamine Brain rage quits gaming stream over heckling

1 week ago

Flight from New York City to Milan, Italy turns around after four hours after passenger freaks out over goddamned inflight meal

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Fat bastard’s stupid NASCAR event

1 week ago

Treasury Suckretary not willing to comment on Trump capitulation

1 week ago

Wisconsin post-mortem poll quantifies Musk’s suckery

1 week ago

Apple and Orange

2 weeks ago

Chicoms bump retaliatory tariff up to 84 percent

2 weeks ago

x
x
x
x
x
x