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Mike Lindell says Georgia GOP primary was stolen

MyPillow dipshit Mike Lindell, who within two years at most will be on the hook for literally billions of dollars in judgements from defamation lawsuits brought by voting tech companies Dominion and Smartmatic, was at the Trump Wyoming rally on Saturday, claiming yet another election was stolen when asked about Georgia Governor Brian Kemp and Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger’s no-runoff victories in last week’s Republican primary when asked by the RSBN lady.

“It was stolen! There were algorithms used in Georgia but we caught em! We were watching! Everybody was watching! Against Rassenberger [sic] there was Jody… um…” [RSBN lady says “Hice”] “Hice! The algorithm went through Georgia in I don’t know how many counties out of 159, I think it’s like a hundred and something. The same percentage of votes, like 17 percent,” said Lindell, getting increasingly agitated, adding “It’s called a SELECTION, NOT AN ELECTION!”

As usual, it’s hard to parse out what the fuck he’s talking about even to those of us vaguely familiar with the “algorithm” storylines in the MAGA Cinematic Universe. It’s not even clear if the RSBN lady even really gets it, but just operates as if Lindell is smarter than her so there no reason to challenge him on any of this. Anyone who uses the word “algorithm” has to be smart, right?

By the way, we had to embed this video from Rumble instead of YouTube because we’re pretty sure this clip would trigger the YouTube algorithm that automatically flags election lies. We’re not going to pretend we know exactly how it works at YouTube, we just know from experience that some content just pisses them off and makes no distinction between right wingers who want to propagate that kind of bullshit versus those who want to report on the lies MAGA clowns tell. Not lost on us is the irony that we have to use the shitty “free speech” YouTube knockoff to do that.

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