Mastriano cooperating with Capitol riot committee: report

Republican Pennsylvania gov candidate and QAnon fan Doug Mastriano has agreed to share some documents and testify to the House January 6th Select Committee, Politico reports. Why exactly a guy who wants to appeal to his hardcore MAGA base would cooperate with an "illegitimate with hunt" is unclear, but Dougie is one of the very few current or potential witnesses who participated in both ends of the committee's investigative purview: the "Stop the Steal" machinations of the MAGA Reich after the election and the Capitol riot itself (though there's no evidence yet that he actually committed a crime during the insurrection).

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