Christians facing actual persecution from evil terrorists were slaughtered while attending Sunday mass at a Catholic church in Southwestern Nigeria on Sunday, the AP reports. Further details were unavailable, but it’s probably a safe bet the scumbags were with Boko Haram, the ISIS-affiliated Islamic terrorist group that has killed thousands of Christian Nigerians over the last two decades of a bloody insurgency. Not “Woko Haram”, the made up nickname for “woke” leftists that have killed approximately zero Christian Americans over the last two decades of a markedly less bloody insurgency waged by right wingers aggrieved over Latino music, rainbow flags, movies and TV casting diverse actors, racists getting fired from their jobs, millennials eating avocado toast, and Trump losing the 2020 election, among other slights real and perceived. Mostly perceived.