Another long overdue execution. A society that cannot promptly execute child killers is dysfunctional. Good riddance to this child murderer. Thank you ⁦@GeneralBrnovich⁩ pic.twitter.com/3oxc2InlYK

— Paul Gosar (@DrPaulGosar) June 9, 2022

Per its description on the iOS App Store, the mobile game called “Cooking Diary” by “MYTONA” features “Challenges? Trendy outfits? Pets? Taste the best cooking game loved by MILLIONS OF PLAYERS around the world! Fun, vibrant, and FREE!” with a list of bullet points describing the “recipe for Cooking Diary’s success,” such as “Hundreds of appetizing dishes that make your mouth water!”, “Trendy outfits to express yourself every day!”, “Culinary competitions with generous prizes!”, and “Cute, unique pets that will never leave you bored!” among other, um, features.

It’s possible, but unlikely this advertisement was randomly served to Gosar given the sophistication of ad tracking technology these days. If he does not play “Cooking Diary” then he plays either something similar from a competitor or another game from “MYTONA” such as “Portal Kingdoms: Match-3 RPG”, “Tasty Makeover: Match 3 Game”, “Outfire: Battle Royale Shooter”, “Royal Journey: magic match-3”, or “Royal Merge 3D: Match Objects” – all of which are “free to play” mobile “games”, in the loosest sense of the word. We’d actually respect Gosar more if he was paying for this bullshit because the “MYTONA” is a money laundering front for his ecstasy dealer.

The other really stupid thing about this tweet is that nunchucks guy Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich’s Twitter handle is “@GeneralBrnovich.” What a dick. His name’s missing a vowel too.