Warren, Michigan biker gang member and weapons hoarder Michael Liburdi was disarmed last weekend after the bomb he was building in his garage successfully detonated just a little earlier than intended, hospitalizing him with 3rd degree burns over 55 percent of his body, WJBK reports.
Or maybe the lede should be “Warren, Michigan man Michael Liburdi’s hobby building explosives is really expensive, because as WJBK reports it cost him an arm and – an arm! – last weekend.” Does that work better? Should we do it again? Anyway the asshole, for whom we could not find any political affiliation for, was on a federal law enforcement terrorism watch list prior to the explosion (in which there’s some discrepancy in reporting on whether Liburdi lost one or both of his arms). Authorities also recovered numerous guns and over 4,000 rounds of ammo, things that are extremely difficult to use without arms. So is a motorcycle. And pants. And lots of other stuff.