Boebert cruises to primary win

Still calculating the mileage report she needs to submit to her campaign to pay the back rent on her failing restaurant (allegedly), abortion test dummy and the former rentgirl from Rifle (allegedly) Lauren Boebert (Q-Colo) actually won her primary taking about 65% of the vote.

WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE 2024: Friday, November 1st

Federal judge kicks Philly DA’s case vs Musk back to state court

Mark Cuban “being decimated by women all over the country”

Pennsylvania town’s Republicans ruin kids’ Halloween parade

Surprise! Russians made fake video of Haitians voting

Harris campaign says “Garbage Island” turned tide for late deciders

Team Orange flies FEC complaint against Washington Post

Report: Maxim magazine still being published

Villager “disgusted” by ad depicting Rick Scott as a python

Republicans drop the ball on rainbow fentanyl again this Halloween

Dullard MAGA Congressman actually believes “bone spurs” story

“Speaker fears foreign powers laundering money to Democrats”

Mass bald eagle murderer gets nearly four years in the clink

Fox News reports they need more Kleenexes and hand lotion

Team Orange starting to panic over first-time female voter turnout

Harris 48 – Trump 47 in Nevada: Emerson College poll

Philippine Muslim rebel group members not really getting along

Mark Cuban is like the left’s Tony Hinchcliffe if you’re really fucking stupid and didn’t know how to respond to a surge of women voters

Biden White House altered transcript to add apostrophe: AP

Harris leads across Blue Wall: Marist/NPR/PBS polls

Botswana Dems in disarray

Orange Garbage says put Liz Cheney in front of a firing squad

Michael Wolff says Jeffrey Epstein showed him pics of Trump with topless young girls sitting on his lap at Casa de Epstein in the 1990s

Foreshadowing Trump case, Fani Willis wins rapper’s RICO case

Washington Examiner reports MAGA freaking out over male turnout

Mike Johnson says this election will be different, doesn’t say how

Harris 48 – Trump 47 in North Carolina: CNN poll

Former president misstates key part of his legislative record

Bill Hemmer TOTALLY OWNS Jessica Tarlov

Cardi B joining Harris at Friday Milwaukee rally

Orange Ayatollah declares victory over cheaters

The Creature from The Orange Lagoon

Musk fucks off from court hearing

Finance bro says market patterns indicate Harris win

Byron Donalds works with what he’s got

Halloween candy bars should remain fun-sized: The Atlantic

Ketamine Brain trying to move Philly case to federal court

John Solomon reports Dems refusing to unilaterally disarm

Cornel West petitions Supreme Court to force Pennsylvania polling precincts to post signs advertising him as a write-in option

Harris leads in Michigan and Pennsylvania: UMass Lowell polls

Fox News prints Whitmer op-ed boosting Harris

“That’s the same thing as having an affair”

Extremist Wisconsin MAGA Congressman says he’s no extremist

Judge orders Musk to show up in court – at Philly City Hall

The “Your Vote Is Secret” campaign will tilt the election

Hannity beams over his Orange Jesus nearly faceplanting on truck

Pennsylvania ABC affiliate runs test graphic showing Harris win

MAGA terrorist gets seven years for power station attack plot

“Free Gaza” written on firebombs dropped in ballot boxes

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