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Trump lawyers send cease and desist to Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich’s Senate campaign over fundraising emails

The Great MAGA King is increasingly annoyed over Republican campaigns using his name and likeness for their insane fundraising emails as his PAC’s donations dwindle amid exhaustion from the constant barrage of spam and inflation squeezing disposable income, with one recent message from Trump-undorsed Senate candidate Arizona Attorney General and nunchucks guy Mark Brnovich particularly pissing off the Orange God Emperor, the Washington Post reports.

“Your use of President Trump’s name, image, and/or likeness is likely to deceive individuals into believing President Trump supports, endorses, or otherwise promotes your candidacy for U.S. Senate in Arizona – he does not,” Trump’s lawyers wrote in a cease and desist to Brnovich’s campaign over a fundraising email they sent with the subject line “ACCOUNT TERMINATION NOTICE” which threatened fans they would lose “any chance of continuing to receive our Trump polls, Trump rally alerts, and 2024 Endorsement opportunities” if they didn’t donate to Brnovich.

Trump also reportedly asked his team to lower the volume of his own batshit emails, complaining they were “cheesy” and annoying his fans, but promptly backed off when told it would probably end up lowering the response rate. And thus he continued sending shit like “You’ll never believe this. We’re about to launch our exclusive Official 2022 Trump Cards, and we have some very exciting news to share with you. When we asked President Trump what he wanted our NEW membership cards to look like, he told us to ask YOU, the American People,” to morons who would want an “Official 2022 Trump Card” that does literally nothing whatsoever.

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