The President is defeating Covid! He is a superhuman on whom germs and viruses have no effect! He is a superior medical specimen with Herculean strength and godlike immunities! People are saying he’s impervious to disease!
Oh…. wait… that’s how the previous administration would’ve lied about the then-occupant of the White House. Now, with more rational leadership, the White House physician–who is not a drug pusher like Republican Texas Congressman Ronny “Dr. Feelgood” Jackson–reports that President Joe Biden’s condition continues to improve thanks to being vaccinated and taking approved treatments like Paxlovid, not a dewormer or a disinfectant, Reuters reports.
Dr. Kevin O’Connor, the White House Physician, reports that the 79-year-old Biden’s lungs are clear and his oxygen saturation levels are normal. Biden suffers from an occasional “loose cough,” as well as a sore throat, runny nose and body aches.
O’Connor said Biden most likely suffers from the BA.5 variant, a highly contagious strain that is sweeping the country. Unlike his predecessor, Biden is isolating in the White House and continuing to conduct routine meetings via teleconferences and phone calls. First Lady Dr. Jill Biden has repeatedly tested negative for the virus and she’s staying in Delaware until the all-clear is given by doctors.