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Release the warrant, great President Trump!

True President Trump, Americans watched with tears in their eyes as your beautiful, sacred home was defiled by the evil, Satanic corruption that Dark Brandon with his glowing red laser eyes wrought upon our once great nation. Our suburbs are under occupation by Antifa, our cities are overrun with groomers, our rural countrysides threatened by Bill Gates buying property. Top 40 radio plays songs by Black, Latino, and homosexual artists. Disney, Star Wars, and Marvel movies have no Jesus in them. America was wonderful before the 2020 election was stolen from you by the mules and Italian satellites. Old Crow Mitch McConnell and his gay sidekick Lindsey did nothing to stop this. They even “work with” Dark Brandon on “bipartisan” socialist legislation sometimes.

But there’s one thing you can do to owns the libtards and the RINOs by exposing DOJ corruption under the Jewish junta of Merrick Garland and leftist scumbag Chris Wray: Release the warrant for their illegal, unconstitutional search of Mar-a-Lago. You have it. You can show it to the world. Take a photo of the paper the FBI imperial stormtroopers left after the search. You can blow up the Department of Injustice in one fell swoop. The Supreme Court will rule 9-0 that you’re the legitimate president and order Dark Brandon, Mike Pence, Hillary Clinton, Ted Cruz, AOC, Tom Hanks, and all the other traitors to be immediately hanged on the National Mall without trial. The American people will celebrate. Please post a photo of the warrant and post it on Truth Social immediately.

National Zero will resume our regular news coverage now that we’re done sandbagging our right wing readers with this impossible situation couched in lame fan fiction. We hope they enjoyed it.

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