Following the recount which he pissed away nearly $120,000 in credit card debt to pay for it, only to net a few dozen more votes in favor of banning abortion in the state on the August 2nd ballot measure in Kansas’s nine most populous counties, MAGA activist Mark Geitzen and pals are now going door-to-door to ask voters which side they picked, Bloomberg reports. It’s a tall order considering they lost by over 165,000 fucking votes, but that’s not stopping Team Geitzen from looking even more foolish and potentially finding themselves on the business end of a shotgun wielded by some unemployed libertarian who could mistake them for government agents.
That would be tragic – and ironic if this hypothetical armed and unmedicated hermit isn’t even registered to vote and wasn’t aware of the referendum. Even worse if the local district attorney declined to prosecute because Geitzen was technically trespassing when he approached the dilapidated trailer with no electricity or plumbing. Like at worst the hermit would get stuck with would be a summons for the weed plants the sheriff’s deputies saw when they came to escort the coroner to collect Geitzen’s remains after hours of negotiations. American Express and/or the other credit card companies would be out over $100,000 on Geitzen’s unpaid bill.