Conservative utopia Florida, led by a fiercely anti-Faucist and anti-woke Republican who flies fighter jets in his campaign ads, which is so much cooler than normal campaign ads, will likely see an increase in energy costs in 2023, CBS News reports. Despite “Top Gov” Ron DeSantis’s nationally recognized leadership in handling the Critical Race Theory and LGBT groomer crises that threatened Florida schoolchildren’s emotional well-being, utilities in the state are going to go ahead and pass on projected increase in natural gas prices onto electric ratepayers.
“Both domestic conditions and international events have significantly impacted the natural gas market. Since early this year, natural gas prices have more than doubled due to increased domestic demand, flat natural gas production, strong LNG (liquefied natural gas) overseas exports, and low natural gas storage inventories. The natural gas market has not stabilized and continues to be extremely volatile,” said Duke Energy’s petition to the state Public Service Commission informing them of the increases, which might as well have been saying “Blah blah blah LGBT green eco-socialism wins, fossil-fuel loving patriots lose hahahahahaha suck it TOP GOV douchebag.”