The Durham Investigation, which was supposed to annihilate the Deep State, convict Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John Podesta, and others of horrific atrocities against America, expose their illegal spying on President Trump, and 100% vindicate and exonerate every member of Team MAGA, will wind down at the end of the year after the October trial of some Russian guy nobody ever heard of, its grand jury having expired without any new charges, the New York Times reports.

Team Durham, having gone one for two in convictions with the May 2022 acquittal of some Dem lawyer nobody had ever heard of, and the August 2020 guilty plea of some FBI lawyer nobody ever heard of – for a crime that had nothing to do with supposed conspiracy itself, resulting in no jailtime, spending at least $1.5 million in taxpayer funds, will issue a final report by the end of the year. The report itself will contain a lot of insinuations about malfeasance by the Deep State, the Obama Administration, the FBI, the Clinton 2016 Campaign, and probably Soros because why not at this point, and lots of excuses blaming others for why they didn’t pursue said malfeasance.

The report itself will be met with rave reviews from the fanboys, whose screams of supreme cosmic vindication over a PDF that they think says “HILLARY SPIED ON TRUMP” will be so loud as to drown out the questions of why the fuck they’re acting like it’s just as good as Hillary being convicted of spying on Trump. But hey, might as well declare moral victory in absence of actual victory.