MyPillow assclown and likely target of a federal criminal investigation for his involvement in a plot to tamper with election equipment in Colorado Mike Lindell on Thursday told convicted felon Steve Bannon he’s planning to sue the FBI and Biden Administration to get his phone back after it was seized while he was waiting in the drive-thru to buy a mushroom Swiss burger at a Minnesota Hardee’s on Tuesday, shitty right wing propaganda website The Post Millennial reports.
Lindell claimed he’s hired “some of the best lawyers in the country,” listing Jeffrey Epstein-linked Alan “Dersh” Dershowitz and two others we’ve never heard of. “We are suing the United States government and the FBI. This isn’t just to get the phone back, this is my First, Fourth, and Fifth Amendment rights were broken… We aren’t going to put up with this, we aren’t going to be the Gestapo like in Nazi Germany. We’re being proactive, “I was on the phone with these attorneys, I said ‘no, I want to sue.’ … We have all the lawyers on the phone, they looked at all these statutes, we are going to go to places that no man has gone before. This will set a precedent. This has to stop,” Lindell ranted, plainly on the edge of a nervous breakdown at least two years overdue.