A DC jury on Tuesday convicted John Strand, a flamboyant male fashion model and boyfriend to anti-vaxxer quack Capitol rioter Dr Simone Gold, of four misdemeanors and one felony count for his participation in the January 6th, 2021 MAGA insurrection, Ron Filipkowski reports. Strand did not commit any crime of violence, vandalism, or theft while wandering inside the Capitol during the attack, he simply was such a total assclown that he couldn’t just to what his sugar mama did and take a plea deal for a single misdemeanor and two months in the clink.