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Suppose it was only a matter of time…

22 minutes ago

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Colombian pro-Trump party lawmaker’s son finally deported

50 minutes ago

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Mike Johnson says Republican’s health situation may be “terminal”

1 hour ago

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Cabinet secretary’s wife says Trump “too cozy” with commie tyrant

2 hours ago

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House schedules grueling two-day workweek in DC

2 hours ago

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Wholesale price index crushes expectations in January

2 hours ago

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Ivanka’s backup somehow significantly more unqualified for job

3 hours ago

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Heartbroken Florida man wasn’t suicidal, just kinda stuck in mud

3 hours ago

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Palestinians overtake Israelis on American sympathies: Gallup poll

4 hours ago

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Huckabee tells Americans to GTFO of Israel

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US laser shoots down US drone on US soil

14 hours ago

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Pakistani jets bomb Kabul

15 hours ago

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Byron Donalds disagrees with Stitt fact-checking MAGA bullshit

16 hours ago

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Indiana school bus driver manages incredible four year streak of drinking on the job without getting caught and immediately fired

17 hours ago

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Netflix capitulates in WB bidding war

18 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Hillary unbowed by Comer’s dumbassery

19 hours ago

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Stephen Miller “repelled” by Noem-Lewandowski affair: book

20 hours ago

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Tampa International Airport’s Crocs ban sadly just a joke

20 hours ago

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Zohran comes out victorious again

21 hours ago

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Convicted attempted murderer accused of succeeding on cellmate

21 hours ago

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Trump kayfabes a world where he obeys court orders

22 hours ago

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Surreptitious shot, consequential chaser

23 hours ago

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New Doritos Protein to boost Doritos eaters’ athletic edge

23 hours ago

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Orange God Emperor hears out “Stop the Steal” assclowns’ plan for him to declare “national election emergency” ahead of midterms

24 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Trump sends JD to lie to voters about US economy

1 day ago

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Los Supremos again postpone Carroll v Trump conference

1 day ago

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“Prosthetic butthole” dominating entertainment news coverage

1 day ago

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Biden didn’t release those missing FBI interviews either, libs

1 day ago

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State of the Union ratings lowest ever for Trump

1 day ago

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DINGUS RESIGNS: Thran to be sworn in as acting mayor

1 day ago

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House Republicans can’t stand being associated with sick sex pest

1 day ago

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WEF chairman quits over Epstein ties

1 day ago

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Cubans claim Floridians were trying some mini-Bay of Pigs

1 day ago

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Hardcore anti-Trump Villager’s MAGA kids don’t really talk to him

2 days ago

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Oz and Jaydee announce Medicaid punishment for Minnesotans

2 days ago

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Six percent of Trump 2024 voters now disclaim it: pollster

2 days ago

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Venezuela attorney general quits

2 days ago

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Misogyny okay because a trans swimmer got a bigger trophy

2 days ago

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Drunk Republican voter rear-ends cop car at 3:06 pm on a Tuesday

2 days ago

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Cuban troops neutralize four suspected Floridian terrorists

2 days ago

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“Johnny MAGA” doxxed as White House comms office staffer

2 days ago

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New York Times now covering the missing Trump-Epstein docs

2 days ago

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Fat, insecure man-baby lets brown Muslim women get to him

2 days ago

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Larry Summers resigns from made-up Harvard job

2 days ago

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Theoretical threat of summary executions in 2028 effective at quashing impeachment bid against Philippines VP Sara Duterte

2 days ago

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Jaydee blamemaxxes Biden when poll-mogged on Fox News

2 days ago

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DSCC spending early in Alaska

2 days ago

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Regime weighs ordering banks to collect citizenship info

2 days ago

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Steve Scalise’s math the least stupid part of his pitch to voters

2 days ago

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Mandelson, Andrew facing life in prison

2 days ago

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