In a new SurveyUSA poll of the North Carolina Senate race, Democrat Cheri Beasley leads MAGA Republican Ted Buddhole 44 percent to 39 percent among registered voters, 45 percent to 42 percent among those certain to vote, and 66 to 33 percent among those who have already voted. Buddhole leads Beasley only in the “Almost Certain” to vote category, 34% to 29%. Notable is the Libertarian Shannon Bray pulling in more than the Green Party asshole who the Republicans fought so hard to get on the ballot, with Bray getting 5% of the “Almost certain” respondents, 2% of the “Certain,” but 0% of already voted. The Green gets 1% of certain and almost certains, 2% of already.
Non-Correction: The current version of this article misspelled Congressman Ted Budd’s last name as “Buddhole.” National Zero does not regret the error and will not be correcting it.