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Surprise! Trump thinks Pelosi attack a “false flag”

Disgraced former President Trump has been privately telling minions he thinks the attack on Paul Pelosi was “fake” and some kind of false flag designed to make Republicans look bad and help Democrats in the midterms, Rolling Stone reports. Donald also apparently has been asking associates what they thought about the pretty much mutually exclusive conspiracy theory that MAGA freak David DePape was Pelosi’s gay lover or was a male escort or whatever.

The twice-impeached ex-president took the same “just asking questions” show to a Tuesday interview with some far right podcaster, rambling that “Wow, it’s – weird things going on in that household in the last couple of weeks. Probably, you and I are better off not talking about it. The glass it seems was broken from the inside to the out so it wasn’t a break in, it was a break out. I don’t know, you hear the same things I do,” Trump said.” It’s a lot of bad stuff and I’m not a fan of Nancy Pelosi, but what’s going on there is very sad… The whole thing is crazy, and if there’s even a little bit of truth to what’s being said. The window was broken in and it was strange the cops were standing there practically from the moment it all took place. So, you’re going to have to explain that to your audience, including me,” as if none of those supposedly vexing questions had been already explained by the FBI arrest affidavit and statements from the San Francisco police.

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