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Laxalt admits he’s been shit out by voters, makes smooth exit

“I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith. (2 Tim 4:7). I entered this arena for my family and those all over Nevada and America who believe our country is headed in the wrong direction. This race and the 2022 election cycle didn’t go as we hoped, but I am proud of the race we ran. I would like to thank our countless volunteers, our supporters, and our incredible campaign team. I am enduringly grateful for your tireless efforts, and for your passion for a better Nevada and America. Moving forward, we need to better adjust to our new election laws or we need to work to fix them. But I am confident that any challenge of this election would not alter the ultimate outcome. That is why this morning I called Catherine Cortez Masto to congratulate her on her win.”

“It has been a privilege to meet and get to know so many great Nevadans from every community. We have a remarkable state, full of remarkable people who love their country. We relentlessly campaigned for 16 months, and ran the race we wanted to run. Despite the staggering $120 million spent against us, we ended within half a percentage point of our opponent in the closest Senate race in America. Our team left everything on the field and should be proud. My biggest concern when entering this race was the toll on my wife and our four young children. I am thankful for their love, support, and tremendous sacrifice this year. I now get to return to being the husband and father I strive to be, and return to private life and private practice. I am grateful for the outpouring and encouragement I have received, and I’ll remain forever committed to our state, our country, and our cause,” writes Republican Adam Laxalt in his concession statement.

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