Forgive the salacious clickbait headline, but c’mon, you’d do it, too. It’s not that Lindsey Graham. (If we had that footage, it would be pinned to the top of NationalZero in perpetuity.). It’s the one who identifies on Instagram as Patriot Barbie. She’s wearing a cat costume because (A) she’s an idiot, (B) she’s a performance artist, like all of the GOP, (C) she believes a conspiracy theory that schools are buying cat litter because a student self-identified as a cat and the school caters to, um, its fantasies, not because schools keep kitty litter in classrooms because they’re frequently in lock-downs and kids gotta use the bathroom. Or (D) All of the above. [Editor’s Note: It’s (D). It’s always (D).]