As the second North American time zone hits midnight, ’cause planning for the first one is SO not our style…
From Spartan and Jack, the staff at our field offices in Maricopa and Fulton Counties, the folks up in the booth, the roadies, the kids in the band, the behind-the-scenes production team and of course, Mr. Soros himself, we wish you all a happy, safe, healthy and prosperous New Year filled with as much snark as you can handle.
And now, for amusement, we direct you to the list of year-starting traditions undertaken to start the year off right we posted last year. I can say for certain that en masse, they were ineffective for me this year, but then, maybe they wouldn’t have found the cancer and would have had to amputate my broken arm if I hadn’t undertaken the quest last year. Glass half full, y’know?