LMAO ROFL Libs! LOL! You socialist sky screamers got so owned on Tuesday! The MAGA Party put on a masterclass in absolute beatdowns of your pro-groomer agenda! Your tears over that thug Hakeem Jeffries losing the Speakership vote were so delicious, America First patriots cannot wait for a second serving on Wednesday. Make them extra salty this time LOL! It must’ve been especially triggering to see George Santos sitting there proudly voting against that libtard Jeffries even after all the lies and hatred from the leftist media failed to derail Santos’ career.

Make sure your cry closets have extra blankies in them for what’s going to happen in a few hours when Jeffries loses again. Cuddle your dickless gender-confused Mr Potato Heads extra close as the emotional pain of your hero’s crushing defeat plays out on live television. Just imagine the sheer terror Hunter Biden is feeling right now, knowing that accountability is coming for him and his evil dad for pledging allegiance to China. There’s no vaccine against Congressional subpoenas. If there were it would probably be another lethal clot shot. Hunter probably wishes he was dead anyway after Hakeem Jeffries lost the Speakership election and is going to lose again! LOL!

The Republican Party is completely unified against you leftards and your federally funded drag-queen story hours. This team plays for America and you see it right there on the scoreboard where Hakeem Jeffries got fewer votes than Republicans. Jim Jordan, Andy Biggs, Kevin McCarthy, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Byron Donalds, Lauren Boebert, and all the rest of them voted against the woke soy latte drinker Hakeem Jeffries. And they’ll do it again. Just watch libs.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage now that we’ve indulged our MAGA readers with a fair and balanced take on the situation in the House. We hope they enjoyed this editorial.