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We guess Trump is commanding the Oath Keepers or Proud Boys or whoever to take immediate action against ChiCom spy balloon

Can’t be the actual military he thinks will respond to this order. He doesn’t command them anymore since he lost reelection in 2020 to the current President, Joe Biden. Must be one of the paramilitary groups he leads. Do the Patriot Front have anti-air missiles that can shoot the fucker down?

At least it’s more straightforward than Trump’s new Ukraine peace plan, which is apparently so spectacular and clever that it can’t be revealed unless he’s reelected in 2024. “Frankly, I don’t think Putin wanted to do it. I think he was sort of forced in by the statements being made by Biden. It can be negotiated within 24 hours. You have to get them both in a room. And there are things you can say to them, which I won’t reveal now, which will guarantee that this war will end immediately,” the Orange God Emperor told Right Side Broadcasting Network in an interview on Thursday.

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