Matt Gaetz joins "Weaponization" select subcommittee

Statutory rapey Congressman Matt Gaetz has been added to the roster of his buddy Jim Jordan’s cool “Weaponization” select subcommittee, subbing in for bald MAGA Congressman Chip Roy ahead of the subcommittee’s first hearing on Thursday, CNN’s Anne Grayer reports while adding that Gaetz has been (and maybe still is) under federal criminal investigation for sex trafficking a minor.

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