Marianne Williamson is quite fascinating. A self-help guru who grift-switched to create a California mini-mega-church and then switched again into the biggest grift of all–politics–announced that she’s got an announcement coming up, which means she’s either running for president again or the Second Coming is imminent or the aliens are really pissed about the missiles. According to Politico, it’s likely the presidential thing: “As America gears up for the 2024 presidential election, I’m preparing an important announcement on March 4th in Washington DC,” Williamson said in a statement announcing the announcement, another one of those things, like gender reveals, that is becoming annoying as hell.