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“The contrast between the real President and fake President is like night and day…So refreshing to see Trump back in action” says the current top comment on The Gateway Pundit article “President Trump Buys McDonald’s Meals for East Palestine First Responders,” posted Wednesday.

So suppose for a moment that Trump actually paid for what was no doubt a mid-3-figure order with a personal credit or debit card rather than one of his presidential campaign’s (and we may be able to nail that down within the next few months, it would have to be reported to the FEC). The “contrast” with Biden is still that Joe went to a goddamned war zone to support a strategic ally under attack by a foreign adversary while Trump went to a fucking McDonald’s to buy people food after a toxic train wreck that his administration’s rail industry-friendly policies likely contributed to.

And he told the lady at the counter that he knows the menu there better than she does.

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