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Right-wing version of Andrew Yang launches White House run

What happens when you launch a presidential campaign and no one cares?  Well, you could ask Jeb! Bush, or you probably DM Vivek Ramaswamy, an entrepreneur and … well… that’s about it, who announced yesterday he wants to be in the Oval Office.  Ramaswamy started a unicorn biotech company and made millions, but then became best known for being a bro, anti-woke Fox regular.  And now he thinks he should be president.

Here at National Zero, however, we’ll remember him for saying the climate change–or “global warming” as he derisively calls the event–isn’t a big deal because more people die of hypothermia every year than hyperthermia; they die of cold, not heat, he says, so global warming ain’t a thing.  He kinda missed all the other kind of damage climate change does.

Running as a Republican, the 37-year-old Ramaswamy won’t likely promote a guaranteed income program like Democratic dilettante Andrew Yang, but he’ll work the Carlson/Gutfeld corner of the base.

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